i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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