can u get pink eye on your cock?
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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