is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
Randomize
