maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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