you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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