It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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