He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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