help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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