How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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