so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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