Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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