sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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