do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
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