C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
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