I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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