You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
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