you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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