Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Randomize
