Plan B is the new Plan A
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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