she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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