Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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