he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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