Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Randomize
