her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Randomize
