Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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