belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
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