ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
If I die, sorry about rent.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Randomize
