I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
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