I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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