we made out on top of his cat.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
should my penis look like a turkey
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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