Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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