now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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