just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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