I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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