sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
is that a dick in a sweater?
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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