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Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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