There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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