lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
love makes seman taste better
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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