that's an acceptable place to lick
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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