wat bout pragnant strippers??
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
they're like a gay fantastic four
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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