We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
Randomize
