Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I have surprise drugs for everyone
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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