Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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