apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
