got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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