We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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