No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
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