i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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