I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
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