that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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